Wednesday, September 28, 2005

The Teacher Fainted

So I'm enjoying some funnies at amazing jokes. Well, mostly enjoying. I really really hate jokes that end with "The teacher fainted", "The doctor fainted", "The lawyer fainted".

For Example:

Little Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

What's wrong with "The Teacher fainted" here?
  1. It's not funny.
  2. The sentence before it is the punch line. A joke should not continue after the punch line.
  3. It adds nothing to the story.
  4. People just don't faint that easily.
Technology link: I typed this on my computer.

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