Monday, October 17, 2005

This happens to me every time

I pick up a frozen dinner at the supermarket. Lasagne, for example. The instructions say "Place on the middle shelf of the oven at 220 degrees". Every time. What are the other shelves for?

Also, my oven only has two shelves. Which is the middle one? What the hell am I supposed to do? I panic.

6 comments:

Lorraine said...

Amazing, equator away and I had the same problems. I didn't panic though! I refused to wash my stove ever again.

Ben said...

Isn't there a law that says you should only clean a stove when you're moving out?

Lorraine said...

Not if you're kicked out ;)

Ben said...

That is true. Then I think the commandment is "If thee wilt be kicked out, thou mustest trash thy landlord's joint." Or something along those lines. All them "thee"s and "thou"s comfuse me.

I am easily confused.

Lorraine said...

Wasn't that the 11th commandment that got scratched out of the Big Stone because the merchants went olive (that's nuts in bc time)

Ben said...

I think the 11th was supposed to be "Thou shalt not get away with it."