Views on programming, Operating Systems, et al.
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."-Chris Rock[i just thought that was funny. not that it had really anyhting to do with your post.]
Damn that guy is clever. It's like I always said: If she's under twenty tell her she looks older. If she's over twenty tell her she looks younger than she is.
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school." [Dave Attell]Again, nothing to do with you post, it's just funny. hahaI'm on a quotes roll now.
Um...The player drew three cards and threw down his hand in disgust. "I came into this game with no stake and lousy cards," he said, "but this draw is simply the end." He pulled a revolver from his pocket and shot himself in the head.Another man moved into his place, picked up his hand, grinned, and bet his life.- Robert Sheckley
You always said people don't do what they believe in. They just do what's most convenient, then they repent. - Bob Dylan
Seems to be a deep instinct in human beings for making everything compulsory that isn't forbidden. - Robert Heinlein
Oh yes, good ones. I especially like the Dylan one. Good times!
It's really an undercover MENSA tink tank...The age issue is meant to test your IQ...are you MENSA material? Try the following question: If I'm 46, and I look 46....I'm damn near......what? Ben?Isis?Robert?
Damn near midnight. I'm going to bed. I hate Mensa. Mensa a bunch of poo-poo heads. I am much smarterer than them.
Ben,I am so impressed that is the answer...poo poo head. How did you figure it out?
Let's just say I know those mensa guys.
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