The google ad says "End procrastination now", and I'm thinking about clicking on it, really I am. But what if it's some kind of a con or something and then what if it's one of those nasty websites that hijacks my wonderful Internet Exploiter browser, which is really secure and don't go letting those damn Mozilla users tell you any different, and then what if it turns out to be really really expensive and then I really need to buy it because of this procrastination problem I have and anyway who the hell do those guys think they are telling me I have a problem. Those bastards.
So, I'm thinking about clicking on the ad.
Anyway Here's a list of Gifts for Geeks. Extremely pathetic gifts, if you ask me, which seems unlikely.