Reasons why Blogexplosion doesn't turn me on:
- My average hit count did not increase. Of course this could be due to the suckiness of my content, but more on that below. (Suckiness is a word, right?)
- Spending time on blogexplosion distracted me from actually creating content, and being distracted meant the content I did create had an increased suckiness quotient as measured on the patented Shooting Lawyers scale, which used to be called the "Man This Sucks" scale, but has recently been renamed in honour of that american politician wanker who shot that lawyer dude. The word dude sucks big time, which is why I use it so much - just to highlight how awful it is.
- There has to be at least three items, otherwise it's not really a list, now is it. So the third item is: My blog did not actually explode. Imagine the disappointment. I like explosions, and fires. Also pizza. Pizza is good.