Monday, February 20, 2006

Some Interesting Statistics I Just Made Up

  • There are approximately two billion weblogs in existence.
  • Henry the Adequate is one of those.
  • Henry receives approximately two thousand hits per day.
  • Henry the Adequate wins approximately the same number of Battle of the Blogs battles as it loses.
  • Therefore Henry is an average weblog.
  • Therefore Henry receives an average number of hits per day.
  • Therefore there are approximately two thousand billion hits per day on weblogs. That's a lot of mouse clicks.
  • Therefore weblog surfing is a major cause of lost productivity in the workplace.
It's amazing what you can prove with some imaginary statistics and a good solid application of really crappy logic.

Another pointless post on the road to obscurity.

7 comments:

Rose DesRochers said...

I just surfed over from blog explosion. I don't know, this is going to be a tough one. Your opponent’s blog is just as good. I don't think I'll say who I'm voting for. LOL Good Luck!

Ben said...

Thanks Rose. Actually I didn't mean to enter this blog - it was supposed to be Henry the Adequate. Feel free to vote for the other guy :)

SquareGirl said...

There is not such thing as a pointless post on the road to obscurity.

Ben said...

So, you're saying they are all pointful? Or are you saying there is no road to obscurity?

SquareGirl said...

neither...i was just making a pointless comment on the road to obscurity...it is the journey, not the destination afterall isn't that what "they" say?

Ben said...

Yes, but they are morons.

SquareGirl said...

agreed.