How can I protect my Windows computer from Viruses, spyware, adware, malware?
Open the case. Remove the network card, floppy drive, modem, and cd/dvd drives. Fill all USB and Firewire ports with some kind of silicone based sealant.
My computer has an integrated network device and/or modem, which cannot be removed. What now?
Fill them with some kind of silicone based sealant.
How can I protect my Linux computer from Viruses, spyware, adware, malware?
I don't understand the question.
Is Linux ready for the desktop?
Is Windows ready for the desktop?
Can Microsoft be trusted?
What about Trusted Computing?
Which is better, vi or Emacs?
What is the best Linux news site?
What is the best Windows news site?
Should I buy a Mac?
Sure. Why not. It's your money.
Which is the best Linux distribution?
Which is the best version of Windows?
I don't know. PCLinuxOS, Linspire, Mepis. One of those, probably.
Should I say GNU/Linux, or just Linux?
You can write GNU, but don't try to pronounce it, unless you want to look like a bit of an idiot. As to which bit of the idiot you will look like - I leave that to your own imagination.
Which BSD distribution is best?
***insert flame war about the use of "distribution" in relation to BSD here***
Ok, which BSD "flavor" is best?
The next one.
What kind of an answer is that?
It's called a "cop out".
Should I use KDE, or GNOME?
Tell me about The Hurd.
Yes, and when is that new Duke Nukem game coming out?
The /home partition is getting full. How do I free up some space?
cd /home; rm -rf `ls -I ben` does it for me, though you need to run it as root. (Do not execute this command)
Should I try VMS?
Ye I thi yo shou tr VMS.
What happened to those Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Saddam's Windows servers? They were replaced by a single BSD box.
Who is that masked man?
Henry the Adequate